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900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.
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So, what brings you to my lair? Not that I'm some sort of animal. Or, or maybe I am.
Yes, I believe it was Tolstoy who said... Oh, it appears we have a visitor. I'm sorry, myself and Maurice were engaged in quite a serious discussion about books and such. We didn't hear you come in.
Did you notice how she didn't even get excited when she saw this original ZX81?
You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?
You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?
Team! Team, team, team, team, team! I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think that's a picture of my family. Uh uh. It's the A-Team! Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.
Even if that were true, it's just not in their nature to learn how to use a ladder! They have wings! When a moth thinks about travelling vertically upwards, a ladder is just the last thing they would think of! Moss, I don't like to be negative about it, but everything you invent is worthless!
I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.
See. the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory... Hello?
Now, let's see what we have here. 'Stand upright.' Well now I can't read it. Oh, not me. I AM a giddy goat.
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