Bow ties are cool.

Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?

Oh, it's just water. Sometimes I get a hot ear, and this helps cool it down. She is quite the oddball.

Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.

Just promise me we won't do anything else with them. I want to go back to being weird. I like being weird. Weird is all I've got. That and my sweet style.

I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.