Greener streets and squares

Team! Team, team, team, team, team! I even love saying the word 'team'. You probably think that's a picture of my family. Uh uh. It's the A-Team! Bodie, Doyle, Tiger, the Jewellery Man.

I don't know if it's the loss of blood or the melting plastic from the monitor, but I feel great!

I used to work as a waiter. If anyone was ever rude to me, I used to carry their food around in my trousers.

OK, lady! You've won this round! But we can wait. You will slip up one day. And believe you me, we will be there when you do. There will be some piece of evidence that will prove without any shadow of a doubt that you don't know anything about computers!

Nice screensaver. I love the way the smoke seems to be coming off the top of it...

This flipping circuit board, Jen. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes!

So, what brings you to my lair? Not that I'm some sort of animal. Or, or maybe I am.

Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?

You wouldn't shoot a Policeman and then steal his helmet. You wouldn't go to the toilet in his helmet, and then send it to the Policeman's grieving widow, and then steal it again. Downloading films is stealing; if you do it you WILL face the consequences!

Balloons explode, Jen. They explode suddenly, and unexpectedly. They are filled with the capacity to give me a little fright, and I find that unbearable.

Well, don't take this the wrong way, but could he have thought you were a man?

With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It's not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.