Nouveau sentier de randonnée à Puerto Demokratia

Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

There's nothing sexual about it, I mean I like Roy, but I'm not 'Curious'.

If this evening is going to work in any way, you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. You know, nothing about memory, or RAM.

You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?

It's not like you've lost a pen, is it? It's so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.

Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.

There's nothing sexual about it, I mean I like Roy, but I'm not 'Curious'.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

OK, lady! You've won this round! But we can wait. You will slip up one day. And believe you me, we will be there when you do. There will be some piece of evidence that will prove without any shadow of a doubt that you don't know anything about computers!