New park in Puerto Demokratia

It's not like you've lost a pen, is it? It's so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.

I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire.

Ah, well, prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark 'egg on your face'! I sort of forget what I was talking about.