New park in Puerto Demokratia

A plan. Let me put on my slightly larger glasses.

Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.

Roy, I spoke to the Elders of the Internet not one hour ago. I told them about Jen winning Employee of the Month and they were so impressed that they wanted to do whatever they could to help.

You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?

Yes, there is. I am sick of my things going walkabout. With this picture, everyone knows that a certain Mr Moss might be looking for his cup.

I hope this doesn't embarrass you, Jen, but I find the best thing to do with a new employee is to size them up with a long, hard stare...

Why are you giving me the secret signal to shut up?

Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Hello, IT. Ya ha? Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?

Fire. Dear Sir/Madam, I am writing to inform you of a fire that has broken out on the premises of 123 Cavendon Road... no, that's too formal. Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss.