900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.

This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.

Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger!

A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.

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A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.