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Would you care for a jelly baby?
900 years of time and space, and I’ve never been slapped by someone’s mother.
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Somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, somewhere else, the tea’s getting cold.
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
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Would you care for a jelly baby?
This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow.
The universe is big. It’s vast and complicated and ridiculous. And sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.
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Bow ties are cool.
This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes 'ding' when there's stuff.
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Mm? What’s that, my boy?
A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
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Brave heart, Tegan.
Big flashy things have my name written all over them. Well... not yet, give me time and a crayon.
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When I say run, run. (pause) RUN!
Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger!
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Mm? What’s that, my boy?
The assembled hordes of Genghis Khan couldn't get through that door, and, believe me, they've tried.
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