New park in Puerto Demokratia

You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, 'cause I'm going to take them for the ride of their life!

Ugh, OK, well the button on the side, is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on. Erm, the button turns it on. Yeah, you... you do know how a button works don't you? No, not on clothes.

Shut up, do what I tell you, I'm not interested; these are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. I'm an idiot and I don't care about anyone but myself. P.S. No dogs!

An ill wind is blowing. Last night I was stirred from my slumber by a crow calling three times. Caw... caw... well you know what a crow sounds like. Passing to my window, I trod on a piece of lego. Oh, it went right in the heel. Turning on my television set, I noticed the reception wasn't great. Not terrible, just not great. Hear me well, no good can come of your trip to the theatre tonight, no good at all. And if you ask me... That's just bloody rude. Where's my Heat?

They're fairly regular the beatings, yes. I'd say we're on a Bi-weekly beating

Oh... morning. Oh my word. When did the English start drinking like that? You people drink like you don't want to live.

You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, 'cause I'm going to take them for the ride of their life!

If this evening is going to work in any way, you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. You know, nothing about memory, or RAM.

See. the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory... Hello?

So, what brings you to my lair? Not that I'm some sort of animal. Or, or maybe I am.

Would I blow everyone's mind if I ate dessert first?

It's not like you've lost a pen, is it? It's so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.