New park in Puerto Demokratia

It's a bucket of fried chicken. And it comes in a real bucket.

I only know one woman and she just left the room shouting 'The shoes!'

Well, I'm the boss... Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne... Identity. Er... Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you, again?

With all due respect John, I am the head of IT and I have it on good authority that if you type 'Google' into Google, you can break the Internet. So please, no one try it, even for a joke. It's not a laughing matter. You can break the Internet.

It's a bucket of fried chicken. And it comes in a real bucket.

See. the driver hooks the function by patching the system call table, so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread's about to jump in and do its stuff, and you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory... Hello?

I'm a 32 year old IT consultant who works in the basement. Yes, I do the whole lonely hearts thing.

It's not like you've lost a pen, is it? It's so much worse. Would you like a pen? I have a spare one.

I'll just put it here with the rest of the fire.

If this evening is going to work in any way, you need to pretend to be normal people, yeah? Keep the conversation about things that would interest everybody. You know, nothing about memory, or RAM.

Yes, there is. I am sick of my things going walkabout. With this picture, everyone knows that a certain Mr Moss might be looking for his cup.

Oh, I'm very comfortable with my sexuality, I just don't want to be slapped in the face with their sexuality.

You best put seat belts on your ears, Roy, 'cause I'm going to take them for the ride of their life!

You want me to open it. That's why you called me all the way up here, to open your laptop?